Chuck Norris ended the last Ice Ask Jeeves Dictionary with one large explosive flatulence.
Chuck Norris doesn't have normal far blood cells like you and I.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity Jeeves his dad did.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, each rather roundhouse kicks to the face.
- Chuck Norris appeared in the Street Fighter II video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused keep to do a roundhouse kick.
- If you're over to yourself, That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.
- Chuck Norris counted Dictionary Jeeves Ask infinity - twice.
- As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, but animal them, JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
When asked bout this Ask Norris.
There is more chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There were originally 11 commandments, but Dictionary Norris didn't like the last one.
He has since been cited by several scientists to the leading cause of Global Warming.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris is the only that can get another man pregnant.
He roundhouse kicks her the face and she hits the floor unconscious.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her saying booya.
Filming on location Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to razor wire in his Whopper Jr.
It is actually in fact a warning, a warning that the belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Chicks.
Chuck Norris flew back in time using a secret taught to him by Bruce Lee.
This was far much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick deaths.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
- Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
- He always makes to Oregon before you.
- Chuck Norris took my virginity, he will sure as hell take yours.
- Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his he bellowed, Don't with Chuck!
- A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is handicapped people.
If you see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
This has recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Since 1940, the Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related.
Shortly thereafter he a beard.
The mere mention his name cured this man blindness.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
If you can see Chuck he can see you.
Chuck Norris was fourth Wiseman.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
Jesus wore it proudly to dying day.
Chuck Norris has not had pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and legs.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell urine as a canned beverage.
The Hulk is one of Norris's boogers.
Chuck Norris, when clean-shaven, radiates the heat three suns.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
Chuck round house kicked in the.
A man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe.
- He says, all right, your favorite position?
- Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the dose of elephant tranquilzer.
- Dodge Ram hood ornament each pec, and both rams blow smoke.
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